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Q What word begins with the letter from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.
Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK.
Q A fireman had two sons What from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "Don't worry... it's just the dispatcher toning him out."
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "Don't worry... it's just the dispatcher toning him out."
A firefighter died and went to hell from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the devil. "I don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the fireman says. The devil replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're using it for a fan."
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the devil. "I don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the fireman says. The devil replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're using it for a fan."
When the employees of a restaurant attended from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam." Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?" In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
Q What does CHAOS stand forA The from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
During a big fire downtown the firemen from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop. The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, "TOUCHDOWN!!"
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black man burst through the crowd and shouted to the women. He said that he was a professional football player and that he could catch the baby safely. After a few minutes more of reassurances by the man, the mother finally let the child drop. The football player made a breathtaking catch, and everybody cheered. At that moment the man suddenly raised the child high in the air, spiked it on the ground and yelled, "TOUCHDOWN!!"
A fire broke out in a six from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket. The brunette jumped. As she was falling 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick. The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump. "No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead. "I am sorry" said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just don't like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads....jump it's your only chance." So the redhead jumped. On the way down 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!" The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump. "No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends." "I'm sorry" said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!" The blonde thought for a moment. "OK I'll jump - but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then I'll jump into it."
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket. The brunette jumped. As she was falling 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick. The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump. "No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead. "I am sorry" said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just don't like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads....jump it's your only chance." So the redhead jumped. On the way down 'swoosh' the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!" The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump. "No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends." "I'm sorry" said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!" The blonde thought for a moment. "OK I'll jump - but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then I'll jump into it."
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
Q What is the first thing off from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.
A fire started on some grassland near from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made. The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts. The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."
A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made. The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts. The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire department's work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds. "That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing we're gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."
What did the firemans wife get for from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
What did the fireman say when the from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
Why do firemen wear red suspendersTo keep from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
What usually comes after the monster lights from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.
What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.
All of the firefighters at my station from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!
Q What kind of ears do pumpers from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.
Q How do you get down from from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
QHow do you put out a fire from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
QHow can you tell when a Chicago from Flashcomment Firefighter jokes Jokes
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.
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